5 Crazy Real Festivals/Events We Need in Mississauga
When it comes to festivals and events, Mississauga has no shortage of offerings. We're home to a phenomenal Ribfest, the Southside Shuffle, tons of cultural festivals and a bunch of holiday-oriented events.
In short, there's a lot to do here.
That said, sometimes you hear about a festival or event that's so insane you can't help but wonder if your city could pull it off -- and bring people in from far and wide to experience it. I mean, there's certainly nothing wrong with SoundBites (you should totally check it out this weekend), but Mississauga is big and populous and has more than enough space for a guinea pig picnic.
So, here are five crazy festivals and events (that are, hand to God, totally real and not made up at all) that we could either host or re-create in our own unique image.
5) A Cheese Rolling Festival
Did you know that various cities around the world host cheese-rolling festivals? While lots of cities worship at the altar of delicious cheese, one of the more famous festivals is Cheese-Rolling in Gloucestershire in the U.K. At the festival, contestants chase a wheel of cheese down Cooper's Hill and one lucky dairy-chaser wins and is recognized for his or her cheese-chasing prowess. It's basically amazing and something we should consider doing, just for the silliness alone.
Our Take: We could just steal the concept outright and chase a big wheel of Camembert down one of those awesome hills in the spring, summer or fall.
4) A Guinea Pig Picnic
Last year, there was a guinea pig picnic at Greenwood Park in Toronto. That’s right, guinea pig owners -- and people who just straight up love guinea pigs -- were welcome to attend a pig-oriented picnic to raise money for the Toronto Humane Society and Piggles Rescue (all donations were voluntary) and just celebrate life with guinea pigs. It's basically the silliest and more adorable thing ever and there's no reason we shouldn't be celebrating cute domestic rodents on the west side.
Our take: A hedgehog festival in Port Credit. Because they are THE CUTEST!
3) Wife Carrying World Championships
In Finland, there's a competition that revolves around successfully carrying your wife over obstacles. In the competition, husbands carry their wives over a sizeable distance and dodge (or deal with) obstacles along the way. Although it sounds archaic, it's probably 40 per cent fun, 30 per cent sexy and 30 per cent hard. How impressed would you be with your husband or partner if he successfully climbed a tree or jumped a makeshift moat with you on his back? Boys -- how impressed would you be with yourselves?
Our take: Maybe we should start slow with a formal piggyback race at one of our many gorgeous outdoor spaces.
2) La Tomatina
Spain is known for crazy festivals and we should never dare try to steal their thunder when it comes to the running of the bulls (not to be confused with bull fighting) for two reasons: 1) it's dangerous and 2) it's, like, really dangerous. What we could do, however, is have our own little La Tomatina tomato fight festival (pic seens above) at a park in Mississauga. As the summer draws to a close and our tomatoes start to turn, we should give them a proper send off with a raucous and messy Mississauga food fight. It'll only bring us closer together.
Our take: We should just copy it outright, as only 20,000 people can attend Bunol, Spain's acclaimed festival. We'll bring a little taste of Europe to your backyard.
1) Spiritual Half-Naked Man Festival
Mississauga has a special relationship with Japan, as Japan is home to Kariya -- Sauga's sister city. For that reason, it might do us some good -- and raise some eyebrows -- to co-opt one of Japan's more unorthodox festivals. At the Saidai-ji Eyo Hadaka Matsuri festival, more than 10,000 scantily-clad men (no one is actually fully naked, sorry) gather at the Saidai-ji temple to compete for "the lucky man" title. To win, participants must catch shingi (sacred lucky sticks) and place them in rice-filled containers. The winner gets a cash prize.
Our take: This activity should absolutely be part of Celebration Square's Japan Festival Mississauga. It sounds incredibly liberating.
- Here’s How Many Trendy Food Vendors Will Be at Japan Festival Canada in Mississauga
- Mississauga Festivals and Events Make Coveted Top 100 List
- Mac 'N Cheese Festival Coming to Mississauga
- Here’s Everything We Know About the Upcoming Mac ‘N Cheese Festival in Mississauga
- Here’s what’s happening with one of Mississauga’s biggest festivals
- UPDATED: Pair of bears on the loose in Mississauga
- McDonald’s showing appreciation for Canadian teachers
- Brampton driving school instructor charged with sexual offences
- Dufferin-Peel Catholic District schools in Mississauga with reported COVID-19 cases – September 30
- Peel not in second wave but situation can change "at any moment": Mayor Crombie